ianlloyd
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Post by ianlloyd on Oct 19, 2011 8:42:03 GMT
Dear Phil
I left home for work last week and after less than a mile my car stalled and wouldn’t start.
I walked back to my house and found my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter.
They announced that the affair had been going on for two years.
Can you help me…I’m desperate.
Dear Reader
The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines. Hope this helps.
Phil.
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Post by yellowshark on Oct 19, 2011 10:22:42 GMT
LOL ;D Don't you mean SHOULD be agony aunts - life would be an easier place  |
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Post by Reality Racer on Oct 19, 2011 11:41:49 GMT
Like it Ian ;D
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Post by Dave Chamberlain on Oct 19, 2011 11:46:02 GMT
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ianlloyd
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Post by ianlloyd on Oct 19, 2011 11:59:42 GMT
I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
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Post by ianlloyd on Oct 19, 2011 12:00:12 GMT
On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said 'English speaking Doctor’ - I thought, 'What a good idea, why don't we have them in our country?'
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ianlloyd
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Post by ianlloyd on Oct 19, 2011 12:00:40 GMT
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.
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Post by yellowshark on Oct 19, 2011 14:26:25 GMT
LOL again
I guess Ian this is your retaliation for my old gits comment ;D
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Post by ianlloyd on Oct 19, 2011 15:13:27 GMT
Sometimes people take things far too seriously Pete. Just trying to lighten things up a bit.
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