Post by ianlloyd on Jun 12, 2012 15:47:31 GMT
The other day someone told me I could make ice cubes with leftover wine, I was confused, what is leftover wine?
I wouldn't need to manage my anger if people learned to manage their stupidity.
The speed at which a woman says "nothing" when asked what is wrong is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm about to come.
When a woman says "What?" it's not that she did not hear you, she is giving you a chance to change your mind.
You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You are everything I have ever wanted in a friend.
Some day when you have kids of your own you will realise why mummy drinks....
You hate your job? Why didn't you say. We have a support group. it's called Everybody and they meet in the pub.
I wouldn't need to manage my anger if people learned to manage their stupidity.
The speed at which a woman says "nothing" when asked what is wrong is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm about to come.
When a woman says "What?" it's not that she did not hear you, she is giving you a chance to change your mind.
You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You are everything I have ever wanted in a friend.
Some day when you have kids of your own you will realise why mummy drinks....
You hate your job? Why didn't you say. We have a support group. it's called Everybody and they meet in the pub.
