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Post by Martin Young on Aug 10, 2010 8:32:54 GMT
Ferrari's New A-duct For Italian GP, Monza. by RayInTorontoCanada (U14124753) 09 August 2010
So, Ferrari will be introducing their new A-duct after the WMSC disciplinary hearing in time for Monza.
The A-duct is only designed for one car. Alonso's.
It will be attached to Fernando's helmet in order to capture the heat and moisture for when Nando starts screaming and crying and weeping and bleating and babbling if Massa or Hamilton are in front.
The A-duct's introduction is in anticipation of any points or grid penalty coming out of the WMSC hearing on the use of Team Orders to Alter The Results Of A Race, etc.
The A-duct will channel the heat into a mini KERS unit to be released to generate temperature into the tyres on the warm up lap, during safety car deployments and right after a pit stop for fresh rubber...
...and it will use the moisture and channel it to the water radiators as engine coolant.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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